rudolph

"The Wise Grandfather"

the black sheep of the family, rudolph has always been a bit different. perhaps it is because of his age, but rudolph loves to rock. hard. one of the original groupies for bands such as metallica and kiss, rudolph knows how to party. his peers may look down on his behavior, but rudolph - like teddy roosevelt - carries his stick everywhere he goes for a reason.

dislikes:
  • william henry harrison
  • switzerland
  • mammals
  • thanksgiving
  • elbows
  • dark green
  • glasses

see rudolph's brothers: roe and roi