Greetings, human user of the internet tubes!
You're now viewing my very own "website" - created for me by the magical beings that live inside the house I live near. Apparently it's for picking up women and making money. As I could use neither, I'm not entirely sure why you're here. But perhaps you bring something useful? Like potting soil? Or fertilizer?
Regardless, welcome. And since I always treat my guests well, let me guide you to some common destinations:
- My "Twitter" - learn about gardening and other useful gnowledge
- A book detailing my cousin Roi's travels through Europe
- A recent accouncement, regarding my Bar Mitzva
- Our humble store, where merchant-gnomes sell related goods